DICKTATOR

Today North Korea threatened to, "reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, (or) in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style." THAT'S a quote and some shit.  It's not, "Imma beat you up," or, "kick your ass," or even, "declarin war!" That's annihilation.  If I lived in South Korea, I'd move.

The time frame adds to the creepiness...a week? No. Day? Uh-uh. Hour? Nope. Three fuckin minutes.  And I love, "or a much shorter time."  How much shorter can you get?   Exactly how much faster can you reduce rats to ashes?  It takes at least 2 hours to cremate a body and 3 minutes to smoke a cigarette, so how much less can it be??

For me, the scariest part, is the, "unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style."  When I think of all the horrific ways people have killed each other through out history, that just blows my mind.  It suggests they've something new and I don't want any new.  We have enough.  Don't need anymore.

 Kim Jong-un's pissed cuz those pesky southerners insulted his leadership and criticized his dysfunctional missile.  South Korea responded, "We urge you to stop." Ok. Are ya kidding? I urge you to stop is what I say when my kids whistling, or talking when they're supposed to be sleeping.  This is somethin that never makes sense to me.  You're obviously speaking to a complete lunatic...he's threatening to kill an entire country in less than 3 minutes, but if you just speak reasonably he should snap right out of it.  Like:

"We will destroy you."
"We urge you to stop."
" Oh, o.k."

Then the White House steps in and warns, "that bellicose behavior did nothing to ease its isolation or feed its people."  I kinda hate when people speak the obvious.  I'm pretty sure they know and am certain they don't care.  When you say you're going to reduce rats to ashes you're pretty much ensuring isolation.  Do you think they thought we'd all rally around, cheer em on, throw a big 북쪽 파티?

The Koreans are always firing missiles at each other and I'm not pro war, but if somebody with missiles and an army said they were going to peculiarly reduce me and my rats to ashes in less time than it takes for Orville Redenbacher, I'd shoot them.  I'd probly kick their ass just for callin us rats..so I'd snap at the ashes thing.

I wouldn't wait to see if they really could, or find out how, I'd just borrow a gun (everybody has em up here) and shoot him.  I learned to say, "Fuck off," in Russian just cuz spammers were in my blog.  Kim Jong-un's is a crazy motha.  If he were in my back yard threatenin me, I'd likely find some, not so peculiar way, to blow his head off in far less than 3 minutes.

Lee Myung-bak's gotta few choices, he could continue to urge, fire another failed attack or lick his lips apologetically and say,  "Wow Kim, that's the biggest missile I've ever seen...Can I touch it?" But I have a better idea, I suggest they all just grow the fuck up!

Thank God I Live In The Land Of Free To Speak My Mind!!!!!

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