CURIOSITY > FEAR

I'm calculating risk vs benefit of Burger King's New Bacon Sundae.  This is highly scientific..I was married to a neuroscientist.

Bacon truly might make the world go round. Look high and low and you won't find many other sodium and nitrate enriched, vegetarian boycotted, artery clogging, carcinogens that taste as good.  If you do, email me.

Ice cream's full of saturated fat, bad cholesterol, lotsa calories and violates vegans on one fell spoon.  And even though I'm sure God eats it, chocolate has caffeine, rots your teeth and is high in fat and sugar.  So this one cup combo will most certainly cause malady, disease and probably contribute to war.

Based on my research I hypothesize:

bacon= really good+

ice cream=happy+

chocolate=life

So the BK Bacon Sundae may in fact equal a really good, happy life.  To reach scientific certainty, I'll have to conduct field experiments.  Ok, I'm full of shit and know nothing about science, I just think those are 3 of the tastiest things around and I'm a, 'if it tastes good, eat it,' kinda girl.  So, judge if it makes you feel better.  For me, flavor's the bottom line and it's not like I'm gonna eat it everyday (unless it's really good).