(caution: parental advisory...i'm not even old enough to read this stuff. explicit language: true, yet edited, quotes)
When my son was apprehended last Saturday, the squads hadn't pulled out the gas station before everyone called to tell me who the rat was. Within 15 minutes of sitting down to dinner with my kids, I had 30 texts all revealing Two Toes Tony. Problem was they were wrong. I knew who it was and it wasn't him.
Two Toes updates his facebook status, "Who run it..." (I believe he's asking, "Who's the boss?" The answer, of course, "Him"). He posts, "Crybaby ass dudes....smmfh at u broke ass bumps who got undercover bitchmade comments to make. Lol fake huh? Fake is u...Dnt f.b. shit say it like a man pu**y. " I don't pretend to always understand Two Toes, nor know what smmfh means, but am pretty sure I probly don't wanna and Two Toes is the genuine article.
Bein Illz' mom never stopped Two Toes from telling me like he sees it, "Mostly your fa@#ot ass son tellin ppl I told on him. If I wanted to tell I know shit that would get him life in prison. Next Mutha Fucker who say that shit, aint going to like what happens at all. Foreal. Plain and simple. If you talk to him let his bitch ass know two can play at that game."
You see, in my ghetto, the worst possible thing you can do to your bro, fam, cuzo, enemy, is call the police even when the person is injecting poison and stealing to pay for it . Drug dealer? Fine. Woman beater? No problem, Thief? An honor. But snitch? NEVER. Especially not Two Toes.
He'd could be shot, stabbed, set on fire and if somebody dialed 911, he wouldn't ask a cop for a cup of water. He'd probly hang up and use his phone to beat the guy who called. So imagine his furor when his name came up in the same sentence as, 'snitch.' Well, you don't have to imagine cuz Two Toes ain't no snitch and he sure ain't shy. The threats began, one side wanting to avenge my son, the other defending themselves from the worlds worst label. Two Toes posted:
Yo Sweet Pea u a bitch...u know u is too...anyone who knows him let him no i said it...Sweet Pea who is Illz guy. Both yall sux a big D%$# lil f$g ass pu%@y. Some cats are pure pu^&y...other cats are soft as moose shit. U ain't tough. u a hoe just like ya whole family. lil bitch ass cock eyes soft bitch. U and ya ho pu&*y, my name ain't ever been in black and white, but best believe your boy Illz has been...I promise you better pray I dont see c lil bitch made ass pu*%y boy ass f#g. You know my number if you wanna get whooped pu@#y ass boy. 666-0000
Altho Tony has a way with words that make this baby mama blush I think I get the gist. Sweet Pea's Illz' friend, Two Toes obviously doesn't think very highly of them. When he says his name has, "never been in black and white," it means he's never been a police informant. What I can't figure out is his strong aversion to feline, how he knows how soft moose shit is and who in half a right mind would call and say, "Hey Tone, it's me. Wanna meet later so you can kick my ass?" I don't want any one getting hurt, fighting over something they didn't do. So I posted:
LET'S CLEAR IT UP:
JUST BECAUSE YOU HEAR SOMETHIN, DON'T MAKE IT SO. YOU WANNA KNOW WHO SNITCHED? WHO CARED ABOUT HIM ENOUGH TO HELP HIM GET CLEAN? BE MAN ENOUGH TO ASK ME !!! GUESS THAT MAY LEAVE QUITE A FEW OF YOU OUT!! SO USE YOUR BRAIN, IF YOU HAVE ONE LEFT, WHEN DID TONY EVER CALL THE COPS??? ON ANYONE? FOR ANYTHING??? LAST I CHECKED HE WASN'T TOO FRIENDLY WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT (no offense, tony). YOU ALL HAVE YOUR 'CODE OF HONOR' WHICH INCLUDES LETTING YOUR BRO GO TO PRISON FOR TEN YEARS OR MAYBE OVERDOSING!! THAT'S SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN BEING A SNITCH???!!! PARDON ME WHILE I PUKE AND THEN SAY, "FUCK YOU!!!"I KNOW WHO SNITCHED AND IT WASN'T TONY---GOT BALLS?? ASK ME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
But it was too late, The weekend brought stories of kicked in doors, shootings, beatings and criminal damage to property. Much of it exaggerated, but the jail did welcome new inmates all with the usual missing brain cells.
(c) copyright donna maysack 2012
thank you tb for your colorful words