Why do I keep runnin into the
I'm not really asking, so please don't answer.
I'm not havin spaghetti with dogballs or cat tacos tonight,
but we might go to McDonald's.
I'm a crazy, flesh eating mama owning my offense against smug vegans, vegetarians and raw foodists all while being "insensitive to the suffering of sentient beings" (comment left on my, "Curiosity Greater Than Fear," post). I'm cold hearted, unconcerned and hungry. Give me a bacon cheeseburger, and a casein dripping milkshake loaded with herbicides, pesticides, dioxins and 52 powerful antibiotics.
To me
To me
tastes better than
I understand and don't need to see anymore photos of bloody chickens. Me and The Colonial are a coupla assholes. I'll have a number 6, with mashed potatoes and coleslaw. Throw in a Little Bucket Chocolate Parfait. I love numbered food.
I know all about torture, slaughter, tuna trawled across rocks, but some Vegan arguments perplex me. On, "I do not eat dead animals.com," we're reminded, "Sea food is dead flesh too," and, "We know of no alcoholic vegetarians." Well, I don't eat live ones.net and if veganism cured alcoholism, I think we'd have heard by now. There may be less addiction with vegetarians, but my first guess is it has something to with not abusing their bodies and my other is alcoholic vegetarians don't flaunt it.
PETA's Alex Pacheco once said, "We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded children." What?? No, I mean really. What?? Is he saying disabled children have less rights than those who aren't? Developmentally delayed kids deserve the same rights as animals? Or animal rights should be less than those of average children? He has the same rights as someone who makes valid arguments. Maybe I should protest.
I have no problem with the vegan, vegetarian, raw food choice, just tired of being made to feel guilty for mine. I don't call you names for not eatin steak, so please stop imposing your skin less lifestyle on me. I know all your arguments and still believe if God didn't want me to eat pig, pork chops wouldn't taste so good with applesauce.
Body builder Robert Cheeke chimes in, "...once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat eaters use the hollowed-out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing."
PETA's Alex Pacheco once said, "We feel that animals have the same rights as retarded children." What?? No, I mean really. What?? Is he saying disabled children have less rights than those who aren't? Developmentally delayed kids deserve the same rights as animals? Or animal rights should be less than those of average children? He has the same rights as someone who makes valid arguments. Maybe I should protest.
I have no problem with the vegan, vegetarian, raw food choice, just tired of being made to feel guilty for mine. I don't call you names for not eatin steak, so please stop imposing your skin less lifestyle on me. I know all your arguments and still believe if God didn't want me to eat pig, pork chops wouldn't taste so good with applesauce.
Body builder Robert Cheeke chimes in, "...once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat eaters use the hollowed-out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing."
It's called Thanksgiving Rob, it'd be cruel to use a live one and hollowed out rectum never looked so good. I don't know why some vegans act as if theirs is stuffed and under pressure, but it sure feels like they're up mine. I think they're cranky cuz they secretly want this:
(c) copyright donna maysack
photos i do not eat dead animals.com, peta, the raw food diet, you used to be alright
6 comments:
No alcoholic vegetarians?! Well I can dispute that because my brother is one! Veganism is No cure for alcoholism!! How can you take them seriously when they make outrageous claims like that! I will occasionally eat soy burgers just because I like them but I also eat meat, eggs, and I love fish. Like you, I don’t care what they do or don’t eat, just don’t want anyone imposing their lifestyle on me!
Wow , I'm sorry to hear about your brother, but that's exactly what I thought. I agree with you JerseyLil. I'd never try to get them to eat meat and wonder why they're compelled to change me!
Thank you about my brother! How outrageous (and irresponsible) for them to claim vegetarianism cures alcoholism!
Well, it says they know of none, but the implication is clear.
"if God didn't want me to eat pig, pork chops wouldn't taste so good with applesauce."
Ha ha ha! Love this post! The husband and I were talking about this the other day and I said something similar "If God didn't want me to eat meat, he wouldn't have made bacon so tasty." The husband mostly agreed, but he would substitute "steak" for "bacon" in the same sentence.
Bacon is king in my world.
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