fakebook

I hate facebook and have long wanted to write about it.  Then I read  Roe's post.  It's so fucking funny, I'm not gonna spoil it...just go read it.  So, Roe, this ones for you.


Cluelessnob's status: Simple, summer dinner

What's on her mind: in the dining room

of our home.

and 50 dumb asses liked it.  You might wonder who takes a picture of their dinner, especially after they've eaten, but if you're on facebook, you already know.  

In rage, the vegans demand sensitivity to the suffering of sentient beings,

but are out shined by Jesus' light.

                                           Share if you don't want your flesh to burn for eternity.


So the Atheists reply

and Clueless unwraps unjust desert:

She's giddy, but manages to post, "It's so big, we have to make room."

FOR SALE

and 50 dumb asses still liked it.

Snob changes her profile pic, "Signin my life away @ the Infinity dealer."

I change mine too:

The amazingly gullible posted the plight of 

Luke, Timmy and Lisa who were born without heads, tho you'd never know by looking at em.  fakebook will donate nothing for each share.

so 78,966,544 shared it.

Headless children won't interfere with Clueless' vacation plans. "We'll be here Tuesday,

and there Friday:

 52 dumb asses liked it again, but

                                                                       Not the left,




They hate parties.                                                                                     And the right just

but it sure ain't me, so I changed my status:
facebook

                                                                              ?

these are google images. if they're yours, thank you. if you'd like credit, i'll gladly oblige.
(c) copyright donna maysack 2012