Maybe they are, but it sounds like twisted complaining/bragging.
So I've a thought,"Don't do so much."
If you add, 'naked mom,' somewhere in the title of your post, it will get more hits than anything you've ever written. Even if it's about salad. I'm not kidding, try it. Just don't add dressing.
It's annoying how true this is.
Since motive doesn't have to be proven, why spend money investigating it? 'Crazy asshole,' so often fits the crime.
Whatever doesn't kill me, sure as hell kicks my ass.
Muno on Yo Gabba Gabba looks like a warty penis.
and DJ Lance Rock scares me.
His glasses, furry orange hat/hair and skin tight suit
somehow makes warty penis less frightening.
Maybe it would be different if Muno was in my bed, but I swear, I don't think so.
You don't wanna give me that look, or even loan it to me. I won't take care of it and when I return it, you'll never look the same.
A good bitch
is courteous and
never lets you see it coming.
somehow makes warty penis less frightening.
Maybe it would be different if Muno was in my bed, but I swear, I don't think so.
A good bitch
never lets you see it coming.
If God never gives me more than I can handle, why hasn't He sent a convoy?
When your kid's doin this
When your kid's doin this
And you're doin this..
images are all from google;
(c) copyright donna maysack 2012
(c) copyright donna maysack 2012
22 comments:
Oh where do I start? This is fantastic! I was at the taping of the Anderson show when they had the Toddlers and Tiaras people on. They trotted out those poor little girls like circus monkeys and we, the audience proceeded to skewer those crazy moms. (I'm talking about the actual crazy mamas here. lol) Word! I get so many weird keyword searches for naked ass moms and fat ass moms and real mom ass. No kidding, there's some seriously deranged Oedipal shit going on out there on the inter webs. Yo Gabba Gabba freaks me out. I'm convinced Dj Lance Rock is Jimmy Walker's comeback incognito and it is anything but Dyno-mite! Loved the line about the convoy, That's a big 10-4 Rubber Duckie!
You're right Mod mom...it's JJ, with that fro he better still be keepin his head above water. Wow, you saw the toddlers in person? Did they have their flappers and spray tans?
I don't know who Yo Gabba Gabba or Dj Lance Rock are but if I met either one in a dark alley, I'd pee my panties...though I'm pretty sure I've slept with something that looked like Yo Gabba Gabba...what? it was dark and I was drunk.
Hilarious as always...oh and in light of recent events, I changed the award. It didn't seem appropriate, so there's a new one one the blog. It's entirely up to you what you want to do with it...I know, i'm a pain in the arse! :D
LilyJo,
That's cause you don't live here with all the quality television programing. I already did a post with the killing ribbon. Remember? You were in it, oh never mind, it was dark and you were drunk. Again. So you let me know what you want me to do and don't sleep with any more warty penis' even if they're really chipper and offer you crumpets.
I’ve never watched Toddlers and Tiaras, frankly looks way too scary...Muno and DJ Lance Rock too!! Foul play does sound like an oxymoron for a chicken dance, I’ve wondered about that one too...LOL! Funny stuff, CrazyMama!
Toddlers and Tiaras shines a light into a weird ass world and Yo Gabba Gabba is for preschoolers. They like it, but I don't know why. Thanks, JerseyLil
'Naked mom in a salad' is going to get hits from voyeurs, vegetarians and rabbits. I think you should try pitching the idea to Hef.
Gorilla, Naked mom in anything, even the Congo, will get hits. Try it just add 'naked mom' to any headline and you'll get more views than ever.
so glad I miss the yo gamma wtf ever yes it is a warted penis. um and after Mimi's post on pee in pools I'll let you handle the screaming kid in the pool. as always so very clever and very funny, i gave you a shout out on the honor 500 post :] thanks for all you do for the community in blogoshere ","
Thank you Janice, I thought it was a warty penis, but it's so big and happy it threw me off. Thank God, I wouldn't want to be on that.
Hmm, naked mom, huh? Maybe I should try that. Make every blog title as saucy as possible.
Whatever doesn't kill you will make you want to kill yourself, and/or others.
Nice one...fun read. :)
Thank guys for taking the time Debarshi and Dachshund!
Loved the posting, and agree that you just upped the ante on your keywords! I just learned how that works, but sadly not before the daily "I want to make you a business deal" from J.B. Wong after some of my July Menopausal postings; and Adrianna who sends me very disturbing emails after the mention of the words 50 and Shades in a blog posting. Be careful, some things will bring them outta the closet and into your email inbox!
My favorite is Glinda the Good Bitch!
Usually I can get those to pop right into my open Spam can Gossip Girl. My menopausal stuff never came close to Naked Mom. Even after I replaced all naked images the hits just keep comin. Even after I wrote, "I'm kidding," there's a lot of people searchin naked moms.If anyone wants to fuck with you, tell em you changed your address and give em mine. I take on African Kings all the time. I am the good bitch, you know.
Tina, My Mother's uncle did all the special effects for that and many many movies, so I really like her too. Especially her bubble.
I remember the post well. Keep the killing award, it suits your blog better...though it's entirely up to you...no, take the other one...on the other hand...no, wait ignore what I said...but if you...
Sorry, too much caffeine and not enough sleep makes me a complete and utter arse.
Great post and oh so true!
I am so relieved to know I am a good and courteous bitch!
PJ, You're not a bitch!But trying to find you online is. Where are you?
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