Thursday, January 31, 2013

Q AND A WITH A FAN



Beautiful, talented and magically delicious MiMi insprired me with her post.  Go visit, but be warned she's me, with confidence.

Q. Thanks so much for following my blog. 


A. "It's such as you learn my mind! You seem to understand so much about this, like you wrote the ebook in it or something."


Q. Well it just so happens I did write the ebook in it or something.


A. "I believe that you simply could do with some % to pressure the message home a little bit."


Q. What does that mean?


A." First of all I would like to say fantastic blog!" 


Q. Well, flattery will get you everywhere.


A. "What I do not realize is in reality how you are not really much more neatly-favored than you might be right now." 


Q.  Really?  In reality I'm not neatly-favored?  


A. "You are very intelligent. You already know therefore considerably in relation to this subject, made me individually consider it from a lot of varied angles. Its like men and women are not interested except it's something to do with Woman gaga!"


Q. Well it's no secret how I feel about Woman Gaga.


A. "Your personal stuffs excellent. Always take care of it up!" 


Q. Where did you see my personal stuffs? 


A. "Hello! Someone in my Myspace group shared this site with us so 

I came to give it a look I'm definitely loving the information."

Q. But there's no information in my blog.  I purposely avoid information.

A. "Well this design is spectacular! You certainly know how to keep a 

reader entertained. Between your wit and your videos, 
I was almost moved to start my own blog."

Q. Wait. I don't have videos.

A. "Your favorite justification seemed to be on the web the simplest thing is to be aware of."


Q. What?


A. "You managed to hit the nail upon the top and defined out the whole thing without having side effect, people can take a signal."


Q.  You don't even read my blog, do you?


A. "Yes, yes I'm bookmarking and will be tweeting this to my followers!"


Q. Liar!  You're just spam!!!  I knew it!!! 

A. "No, no, viagra, I'm a real fan, Louis Vuitton.  Cheers!! Also visit my web blog::haven't mastered english.com




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image is  from google

10 comments:

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

Hahahaha! That man whore gets around! At least he likes your personal stuffs and wants you to take it up the.. wait.. what??? - Thanks for lying about me in your post. I suspect people will be coming to me in DROVES now! ;) Happy weekend Mama!

lily said...

Hahaha! Wish I'd thought of this unique way to blog about all the sodding spam I'm receiving. Some of that shit, is like reading the words of Yoda. :)

Crazy Mama said...

Well MiMi sorry about the undriven, but I've only got 3 friends and one of them is spam-i-am.

Crazy Mama said...

Hahahah Lily, He does sound like Yoda. MiMi got a picture of him, he kind of looks like Yoda too!

Pajama Days in a Klonopin Haze said...

I really hate this guy named Spam, he seems to like everything I write and wants to publish it or wait...maybe he said he wanted to advertise on my site....either way I'm fairly certain he is related to the guy that moves my car in parking lots. Both idiots!

Crazy Mama said...

PJ, Lily says your crazy. I think she's the one moving your car.

JerseyLil said...

Love Mimi’s post and now I’m following! CrazyMama, great conversation with spam-i-am!! Really hate spam, the online spam and the canned spam too!!!

Crazy Mama said...

Good call JerseyLil, MiMi is a great act to follow!

Kelly Ann said...

I don't know how the hell I missed this post!?! Mr. Spam-I-Am is now fucking with me, and I'm getting really annoyed. I love how you spun this. You're awesome, Donna!

YzarC AmaM said...

Well Kelly, you can ignore him, but he won't go away.