Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A PARTRIDGE IN A SQUARE CAGE

(sung to the tune of, "I Think I love You,"written by Tony Romeo and performed by The Partridge Family)  


I'm cleanin and right in the middle it just hitsMe, I know why I can't get past this yearningTo go and buy a gunI wave the toilet brush and as I give it one last flush Glance down in the tidy bowl, reaching deep into my soul




I miss my felonI miss my felon
I miss my felon cuz if he were out he'd kick assHe'd get all my teen son's gifts backAnd make sure they knew who they're fuckin withHe'd knock right on their door and even if they were not home He'd avenge his little bro, bringin back his new iPhone




I miss my felonI miss my felon
I miss my felon cause if he were out there's no doubtHe would find that bitchy Muslim Or at least at night he'd find her fuckin carAnd bust her windows out, even tho he's on paroleHe would find a fuckin way, to make sure that Muslim pays




   
I think he loves meI miss my felon
Believe me I know sometimes he's scaryHe sold coke to detectivesAnd when they say, "Stop shop lifing," he don'tBut I think there's still hope cuz he has fierce loyaltyHe defends the kids and me, I just can't give him a key



He's the tall one, the others are perfectly innocent bystanders



I miss my felon!I miss my felon!My felon helps meAnd he protects meHe mows my lawn, see?And shovels snow please,He can't fix toiletsBut no ones perfect  I love my felon!I miss my felon!


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12 comments:

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

:) You rock Mama.. I just have to say it.. You totally, 210% rock.. Do you ever stop and think what an inspiration you are? Because you are.. :)

YzarC AmaM said...

MiMi, You made me cry. Thank you for your kindness and support. I love you!!!!!

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

I love you right back! MUAH! ;)

Jennifer said...

Aww! I miss mine too, my big brother felon, for the same reasons. He is a pain in my butt but he always has my back. LOL

JerseyLil said...

CrazyMama, this is one of your best songs yet, I love it. It made me wish I could spring your son out of jail to be with you and the kids!! Don’t blame you at all for missing your felon. Fierce loyalty is an excellent trait and to be respected. No matter what he’s done, he’ll always have a place in your heart.

lily said...

Ok blogger is now officially getting on my last nerve. This post didn't show up on my dashboard.

I love this tune and your words left a lump in my throat. I agree with JerseyLil about your son's fierce loyalty and that it's a trait to be commended, no matter what. :)

Pajama Days in a Klonopin Haze said...

Some days you keep me going, just when I don't think things can get worse you show me it can! I love you!

Pajama Days in a Klonopin Haze said...

A lot of them are not showing on my page and it's pissing me off too. This one didn't show up on mine either.

YzarC AmaM said...

Pj it must be that magic on my blog that transforms writers and makes posts disappear. I love all 3 of you guys and hope you don't disappear because Roe did and it scares me to think you guys could too. Your badges are lovely btw.

YzarC AmaM said...

Well Jennifer, it appears as tho I may be missing mine for a long time.

YzarC AmaM said...

JerseyLil, Oops I counted wrong...it's 4. You have been with me a long time and I'm grateful for your friendship.

YzarC AmaM said...

Lily, loyalty is very important to me. Once you break it, it's hard to regain that trust, maybe impossible.