Friday, February 1, 2013

DR. SUESS (FELON COLLECTION)

(disclaimer: it's all fur fun and fun fur all)


The Cat Dropped His Hat Now The Cops Matched His DNA

The Cat Without A Hat Came Back, Now He's Charged With A Felony



Green Eggs And Spam For Breakfast At County

And To Think That They Saw You On Surveillance Street






How The Grinch Stole Anything He Wanted




Did I ever Tell You How Lucky You Are, Oh Yeh I Did

Oh The Places You'll Go In the Prisons You'll Be

Horton Hatches A Really Bad Idea



If I Ran The Cell Block

The Snitches Cut A Deal And Other Stories




I Had Trouble Getting To Court On Time

Dr. Suess' Sleep Makes Your Time Go Faster Book

Thugwick The Big Hearted





There's A Locket In My Pocket (and it isn't mine)

Great Day For Up Yours (to sneak in drugs)



Horton Hears A Thud (RUN!)

Whacked On Wednesday


Trespass In A People House

Cops Have Hunches In Bunches

Fox In Socks Needs To Steal Some Shoes




I'm Not Going To Get Out Today!

Oh Say Can You Say The Truth Today?

I Can Bail You Out With My Eyes Shut

How To Fake A Piss Test And Other Stuff



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@copyright donna maysack 2013

6 comments:

Pajama Days in a Klonopin Haze said...

I so envy your ability to write your blog to the tune of songs and stories in books! Sorry it was a bad day.

Crazy Mama said...

Thank you Ms. PJ, that was very kind of you to say.

lily said...

I agree 100% with what the crazy lady in a Klonopin Haze said. xx

Crazy Mama said...

Well Lily, don't say I told you, but she says you're trying to rip her off for some silk sheets.

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

Oh Mama you do make me laugh so.. I hit the lottery you'll be on easy street.. Or in a box with a fox.. ;)

Crazy Mama said...

No please MiMi...Easy St. I spend too much time visiting that box.