God, "Donna, I want to talk to you."
Yeh?
God, "You just aren't getting the rules I've set."
What do you mean?
God, "Well when's the last time you loved thy neighbor?"
What's your point?
God, "I just think you could be doing a lot better. What about forgiveness?"
I try God, but every time I forgive, You send 2 more in my path. They're everywhere, Walmart, the gas station, the school, my job, even my neighborhood. And half the time the the ones I forgive stick it right up my ass again. So seriously dude, what's up with you?
God, "I'm asking the questions here, I am God."
I know, but why do you love every one but me?
God, "Because you're a bitch, Donna, and won't help your kids with their homework."
Oh, well if that's what it takes, fuck it.
God, "Girl, you got a attitude. Do you know who you're messin with?"
Ah, I'd say you been messin with me.
God, "What up with all the drama? You need to chill out. Here..."
Pot?
God, "Not just any pot..Amnesia Haze."
I didn't know you got high.
God, "I am higher than anything and anyone, outshining everything you can see in the skies."
WTFG?
God, "ROTFLMAO! Ya feel me?"
I do now.
Psalm 113:4
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17 comments:
Now there's a laugh I needed! And I get 5 assholes in my path everytime I forgive one. Sucks.
Well if you have to trust someone to get you pot, I suppose god is a good one.
Kellie, I don't really smoke pot, but I bet his is the best.
That's it. I'm gonna start goin' to church again. I'll bet he's got the best stuff too. Not a slow burn, like Satan's got, mind you...but pretty darn good.
I would think God's got some pretty impressive connections for drugs.
You know, for every five assholes, there's one kind and loving person - that must be you!
Best ending EVER!!
NOW I feel ya God!
Mod Mom, Since He is the creator, he's got the ganj. One hit wonder.
Elsie, that was kind. Yeh God knows all the dealers in town, well, come to think of it so do I.
Probably wouldn't need the pot if God would create better neighbors to love--- who wouldn't stress us out!
Oh Menopausal, God didn't create my neighbors, Allah did.
I don't know how I missed this but it's brilliant! :)
Genius and funny! I love your conversations with God!
Thank you MiMi
That was nice of you to say JerseryLil
I love this! I also want some of that Amnesia Haze.....
This trip just keeps getting better and better.
Monkey, the feeling is mutual.
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