Mammograms are a dirty little secret nobody warns you about. By the time you find out, it's too late. You're trapped in a midieval torture devise where all you can think is, "If men had to stick their balls in here, there'd be another way." Anyhow, there's no room for cancer cause I don't have breasts. Last time I had a mammogram it broke my ribs.
Even tho I always wanted em, I probly woulda been far slutier if I did, but we'll never know. I bet they're really fun tho. I can think of alotta things I'd do if I had em, ways to dress em, squish em together, sprinkle em with powdered sugar, all that tit stuff. You might think it's funny, but it's really hard to be a girl without tits. You look like a boy and people say a lotta shitty things.
She really does, but she doesn't have any either. Thanks mom. Sometimes I look down and wonder if I was supposed to be a guy, but they're too fucking stupid. Although I think I could have a lot of fun with a dick, since I have such vast experience and already am one. Why not look the part? Dressed for sucksess.
If I had tits the world would be a prettier place. I know cuz I seen myself naked. You can't know how this feels unless you have no tits or are one of the many guys I've fucked. The only time I had em was when I breastfed and although I looked more curvy, I was also wet and lopsided.
Like those only whiter and wetter. My tits just forgot to grow. And I can't really blame em cuz sometimes I forget to pee. Since they're never sprouting I thought of some other things I could hang.
Plants, except I'd be wet again.
Nutritious snacks for the kids
Do these glasses make my nips look big? Can't blame a girl for tryin. After long and arduous thought I decided to choose function over fashion. Can't ever find my cell, glasses or keys, so I settled on these:
Just don't pull em off too fast, they really suck! Now I have all my necessities near by, but has anyone seen my tits?
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