GROWIN UP TITLESS

Got tits?  Not me.  I may have one sassy vagina, but am short a couple tits or my tits are really short.  They're really not tits at all, merely nipples.  Everybody has em, even some guys, but not me.

I'm good on facial hair, but want some of those.  Not his, but pretty ones.  I wish I had em, but if wishes were tits, I'd need a bra.  And don't slouch over there and tell me how lucky I am.  If that were true, women would have them removed, not enhanced.  In my case I'd need construction.  It's as if I had a double mastectomy, but I didn't and never will.

Mammograms are a dirty little secret nobody warns you about. By the time you find out, it's too late.  You're trapped in a midieval torture devise where all you can think is, "If men had to stick their balls in here, there'd be another way."  Anyhow, there's no room for cancer cause I don't have breasts.  Last time I had a mammogram it broke my ribs.

Even tho I always wanted em, I probly woulda been far slutier if I did, but we'll never know.  I bet they're really fun tho.  I can think of alotta things I'd do if I had em, ways to dress em, squish em together, sprinkle em with powdered sugar,  all that tit stuff. You might think it's funny, but it's really hard to be a girl without tits.  You look like a boy and people say a lotta shitty things.

She really does, but she doesn't have any either.  Thanks mom.  Sometimes I look down and wonder if I was supposed to be a guy, but they're too fucking stupid.  Although I think I could have a lot of fun with a dick, since I have such vast experience and already am one.  Why not look the part?  Dressed for sucksess.

If I had tits the world would be a prettier place.  I know cuz I seen myself naked.  You can't know how this feels unless you have no tits or are one of the many guys I've fucked.  The only time I had em was when I breastfed and although I looked more curvy, I was also wet and lopsided.

Like those only whiter and wetter.  My tits just forgot to grow.  And I can't really blame em cuz sometimes I forget to pee.  Since they're never sprouting I thought of some other things I could hang.

Plants, except I'd be wet again.









Nutritious snacks for the kids

 It's not that different than breast feeding, see how lopsided they are?  How bout:

                                                       













Do these glasses make my nips look big?  Can't blame a girl for tryin.  After long and arduous thought I decided to choose function over fashion.  Can't ever find my cell, glasses or keys, so I settled on these:






                                               

Just don't pull em off too fast, they really suck! Now I have all my necessities near by, but has anyone seen my tits?

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