WARNING EXPLICIT ADVERSARIAL PARENT
(sung to the tune of, "Mockingbird," written by Inex and Charlie Foxx, performed by Carly Simon and James Taylor)
Cun (yeah)
ni (yeah)
ling (yeah)
us (no)
Cunnilingus,
Hey all you ladies, have ya heard,
You won't get licked if ya use this word.
Chances are he'll have no clue,
Where to go or what to do.
Listen now and understand,
Cause he won't be thinkin about lust,
If you ask for Cunnilingus,
He might come back with some Chingalingas.
Your gynecologist's the one,
Who calls it this and he's no fun.
Show your boyfriend where you want him to go,
Cross the boarder, but stay outta Mexico.
Fa(yeah)
la (yeah)
ti (yeah)
o (no)
Falatio
Hey all ya fellas have you heard,
If ya want head, don't ya use this word.
Cause there's no sexy way to say,
You'd like felatio today.
Hear me now and understand,
You just got to tell her so.
Put it in and let her go
Because if you ask for felatio,
She might think ya said Horatio.
And then she'll probably think that you're gay,
Now you know, "Suck my dick," is better to say.
@copyright donna maysack 2013
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(sung to the tune of, "Mockingbird," written by Inex and Charlie Foxx, performed by Carly Simon and James Taylor)
Cun (yeah)
ni (yeah)
ling (yeah)
us (no)
Cunnilingus,
Hey all you ladies, have ya heard,
You won't get licked if ya use this word.
Chances are he'll have no clue,
Where to go or what to do.
Listen now and understand,
Cause he won't be thinkin about lust,
If you ask for Cunnilingus,
He might come back with some Chingalingas.
Your gynecologist's the one,
Who calls it this and he's no fun.
Show your boyfriend where you want him to go,
Cross the boarder, but stay outta Mexico.
Fa(yeah)
la (yeah)
ti (yeah)
o (no)
Falatio
Hey all ya fellas have you heard,
If ya want head, don't ya use this word.
Cause there's no sexy way to say,
You'd like felatio today.
Hear me now and understand,
You just got to tell her so.
Put it in and let her go
Because if you ask for felatio,
She might think ya said Horatio.
And then she'll probably think that you're gay,
Now you know, "Suck my dick," is better to say.
@copyright donna maysack 2013
google images
8 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg.. That's just awesome! :D I take it this isn't a "mommy" blog??? Hahahaha!
LOL! "If you ask for Cunnilingus,
He might come back with some Chingalingas." lyrical gold!
Hahahaha MiMi, yeh it is this mommy just needs has a taste for Mexican. I swear to God after this I went and bought some Chimichangas.
Lily, I wish you lived closer I'd take ya out for Mexican...no really.
I need to bust out my JT cd and start singing things your way!!!
Well, we could go out for Mexican.
And here I am stuck with meatloaf for dinner tonight!
Yeh Pj, meatloaf is too mushy.
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