Really? You're gonna replace me with, "Basic Stitch Crochet Blog Hop?" I'll have you know my vagina can cluster, lace and is particularly skilled at the 'v' stitch (not really) but she was toying with the vaginal mesh implant until all those lawsuits starting swirling.
Vaginas make some folks nervous, even cringe. They know it's there, but keep it down. Mine's offended so many you'd think I asked em to lick it. What the fuck? Chill out. You have one too and if ya don't, you're probly a dick.
Does it make ya itchy? Does it make ya antsy? Got ants in your panties? Maybe that's what's wrong with mine. I hate that word. I bet everyone who's scared of my vagina, wears panties, with ruffles. Pussies! Unfortunately for them, I don't even wear underwear, so mine's been free ballin for years.
Hers are such rebellious balls you unfriend me, but how could my vagina be more uncomfortable for you than me? I didn't make up the word. If I had, I'd have called it ginger or candy, but we're stuck with vagina, Latin for sheath which ought to make guys feel pretty good. I've never seen a dick as big as a sword....unless you count Lego guys.
So come on, stretch it out, relax, do some kegals. It's ok to like my vagina, I do and God knows she's friendlier than she should be and way nicer than me. She even talks to strangers. To her, they're just friends she hasn't fucked yet.
Look, it's outta my hands, I've known her all my life. I tried to tame her, sent her to boot camp, got her a personal trainer, paid for therapy, she does what she wants. She's like a kid. The more you tell her to stop, the louder she gets. She even holds her breath to get her way.
That's not her, she's far less furry and never coughs up hair balls. Her mantra may be, "Well behaved vaginas seldom make history," but really she's quite harmless. So close your eyes or get a grip cause she's not goin anywhere. I mean, if she did I'd have to go with. She'd never make it out there without me. Anyway I have a hard time believing my vagina is obscene when they can't even make a bandaid big enough to cover Honey's Boo-Boo....I gotta go tho, she's sittin on the Legos again.
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