Gorilla got me thinkin about Kim Kardashian. Apparently she wants a sex change so she can fuck herself. I think it would be better if she blew herself cause that way her mouth would be too full to talk.
Being the sheltered alien I am, I've never seen a sex tape or movie. I so don't want to watch people fuck. I don't even want to see them kiss. Last summer 2 giant tortoises were fucking at the zoo and I didn't even know what they were doing. My kids did, but I was just like, "Wow I've never heard them make those sounds before," (or smile like that either).
I think people are hypocrites and am thinking of joining Gorilla in the jungle. I can't say fuck or vagina, but people pay to watch vaginas fucking? WTF? Anyway, no matter where ya spend your dough, I really think celebrities should use more cabs and stop fucking on tape.
I know some women have used hotel beds to jump start careers, but lots of very famous people have had long careers without tape fucking. For example, Santa, Jesus, both Obamas, Red Skelton, Tom Jones, and Benji never had a sex tape. And if you do, chances are it will come back to bite your ass on tape. Your digital sex will outlive your celebrity. You don't have to have a sex change, if ya have a sex tape, you already fucked yourself. If you must fuck on tape use Scotch or Duck, or at least audio cause then you have some chance in hell pretending it isn't you.
So far there is no, 'My Nightmare Sex Tape Reality Show'. It's more likely you'll end up on Pinsky's show and they're loadin guns in the mornin, shootin dogs in the evenin over there. Do it for your dog man, turn the fuckin camera off. If you already shot the load, kill your lover and eat the tape. I mean, eat your lover and kill the tape. Either way it's a wrap. I don't wanna witness your body of evidence or crime scene. CUT!!!!! And please, for the sake of my vision, don't go into reproduction.
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