2) Take Fencing Class
3) Stop Talking With Your Lips Full
4) Never Mind, Eat More Donuts
5) Keep Quiet And Don't Draw Attention To Yourself
6) Don't Back Down, It Makes An Ass Outta Yourself
7) Don't Back Up Either
6) Don't Back Down, It Makes An Ass Outta Yourself
7) Don't Back Up Either
8) Change Name To Gina (she always wanted to be Italian)
9) Eat Italian Bread
10) Get Italian Yeast Infection
11) Learn To Juggle
12) Write A New Song, "Gina's Gotta Tongue"
13) Meet The Neighbors
14) Mow the Lawn
15) Enroll In Finishing School
16) Become Polished (thanks for the tip, pj)
17) Commit A Moving Violation
18) Say Goodbye To Periods
19) Say Hello To Exclamation Points
20) Unfollow Tampons
21) Go Fuck Yourself
22) Be Implicated And Scandalous
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9) Eat Italian Bread
10) Get Italian Yeast Infection
11) Learn To Juggle
12) Write A New Song, "Gina's Gotta Tongue"
13) Meet The Neighbors
14) Mow the Lawn
15) Enroll In Finishing School
16) Become Polished (thanks for the tip, pj)
17) Commit A Moving Violation
18) Say Goodbye To Periods
19) Say Hello To Exclamation Points
20) Unfollow Tampons
21) Go Fuck Yourself
22) Be Implicated And Scandalous
@copyright donna maysack
images google
8 comments:
Gina reminds me of "40 Year Old Virgin." Lol..
I didn't see it. All kidding aside, I'm realizing how completely out of touch me and Gina are.
Just call me Gina and I love Italian bread LOL! Goodbye to periods and hello to exclamation points, oh yeah! These are perfect, CrazyMama. Love the new vaginal resolutions!
I quite like the idea of naming my vagina. I think I'll name her after an old Brit actress called Googie Withers.
Googie's resolutions would be to not be so shy. She needs to learn how to open up more and to invite others in. :)
Thanks JerseyLil...do you have any?
Well Lily, Googie can hang out with Gina, maybe she'll rub off on her.
At little trickle of dribble just left Googie's mouth, as I laughed out loud to that.
I love the vagina resolutions! OH Lily what a great idea, I have never thought of naming mine and she is probably tired of me just calling her the generic "wussie" after all these years. I must come up with a name for her so Gina and Googie don't outshine her.
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