Friday, February 22, 2013

SCOOT OVER

I'm callin the scooter store.  I see the ads and think it's what I'm missing in life.

 I could make a friend




Serve myself, ya tool

  
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For free!


Fulfill Aspirations I Never Knew I Had

Drag Race

Get my life rollin and run you over at little or no cost to me.
Gimme the keys!



@copyright donna maysack 2013
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6 comments:

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

Hahahaha! Omg.. I've almost been run over by these! We have a lot of festivals up here and so many people have these scooters now and they think they own the sidewalks and 100 yrs. old, disabled, missing a fucking leg and blind in one eye, they *will* run your ass over!

YzarC AmaM said...

That is my plan MiMi, minus the missing leg and eye sight.

JerseyLil said...

Ya know, I’ve always thought those seniors in scooters were having too much fun, and I think they aim right at us!! Nearly got run down by one while walking my dogs, yikes!

YzarC AmaM said...

Oh, sorry Jersey, I'll have to be more careful.

Pajama Days in a Klonopin Haze said...

I will need driver's training for one. I tried one in the grocery store when I broke my leg. There wasn't a person safe, I took out two aisle displays, one with glass bottles and the horn fascinated me so much that I am sure there was a collective sigh of relief when I finally left.

Mis Anthropy said...

Pj, I did that without a scooter.