FRIDAY: Wet. Cold. Skinned Knees From Kickin It Around.
SATURDAY: Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain When I Shove It Back Up.
SUNDAY: High 2. Another 7 Feet Of Snow Expected. Walk On Your Head Or Your Feet, Don't Matter...But Isn't It Beautiful? Frigid And Over It.
MONDAY: Dry With Freezing Cold Temperatures. High Chance Of Drizzle Unless I Piss In The Men's Room Again.
TUESDAY: Much Ado About Nothing. High Pressure. That Itch You Can't scratch. Think Happy Thoughts. Murder A Snowman.
WEDNESDAY: Over The Precipitation. Fog Advisory Or At Least Thick Discharge. And Here's A Word From Our Sponsors, "Monistat." Chance Of Sex 0%. Nobody Wants To Fuck A Girl With A Yeast Infection. Except Him...ho-ho-heee-heee!
THURSDAY: Cloudy And Drought Conditions Only Outside your Vagina. High Risk Of Breezy Crotch Cause You're not Wearin Underwear. Hot Spots, Scattered Storms, Nasty Black Ice And A Blizzard Advisory. Snap Next Years Christmas Photo.
Beautiful! And Wishin All You Dreamers A White Christmas Next Year!
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11 comments:
Friday: there will be a downpour of self pity, culminating in a sudden gale of apathy. (can ya tell I'm still sick?)
It's so cold, that Googie Withers has sealed herself shut. Gonna stand by the fireplace and see if my Googie withers.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
This is classic!!! That Pillsbury doughboy is a perv.
Yeh and his boner is soft.
Googie just needs some sunshine. I love you too Lily. You have to get better soon.
My email is: mimis_boyz@hotmail.com :)And you can msg me at my fan page. :) And you can text me on my phone but I'd rather send that in an email or msg. :)
Seeing that snowman makes me wish I lived up north. Pretty damn funny. And that Pillsbury Doughboy always creeped me out. Horney little bastard. But I have to admit--Wednesday is my favorite day on your forecast.
Mama, are you wishin a yeast infection on me? Cause I do make a pretty mean Crescent Roll!
Wednesday is my fave too.. Something about a thick discharge.. Yum! Lol.. :P
You are twisted MiMi, I'll make you some Italian Breadsticks.
Vagina having an early fling...high risk of breezy crotch...OMG, too funny, love it all!! Priceless post!
Thank you JerseyLil, I hope that Groundhog was right!
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