Oh give me your bone or just one you could loan
Cuz it's pushin the envelope day
And I'm sure I will hear a discouraging word
But my thighs will stay open all all day.
Bone, boner for trade
I'll give you some brownies I made
Potpourri from a box
That FedEx man just rocks
We'll play tunes and we'll party all day.
Don't have no money and I don't wanna clean
Won't dog sit or mow your front lawn.
Won't dog sit or mow your front lawn.
But if you loan your bone, I'll share somethin I own
And then we can barter or pawn.
Pawn, barter or trade
You will never regret that you stayed.
I'll give ya a day you won't ever forget
Just ask the last guy who I laid.
Can't trade you scruples, but I give some great head
And my truck pulls two tons when it hauls.
And I ain't got no tits, but I make up for it
With the size of my 2 bowling balls.
With the size of my 2 bowling balls.
Soon you'll want to know
What I'll barter to give you a blow
Then I'll get you to fix the front door and the floor
And go out to shovel all the snow.
What I'll barter to give you a blow
Then I'll get you to fix the front door and the floor
And go out to shovel all the snow.
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13 comments:
Ohh for the love of George Costanza, I was out of touch for a while but this cracked me up like crazy :D :D
I think I know who that is Dev,, but never watched that show. I couldn't stand the music and it never made me smile., so you have to tell me, was he bartering for a boner?
bwahahahaha "...but I make up for it...with the size of my two bowling balls." EVERYBODY SING! Now THERE'S a campfire song I wanna sing!
What are you laughin at Linda, yours are as big as mine!
You realize we're never going to be able to sing the real versions of your songs ever ever again, right?? Omg.. You just make me laugh sooo much!! And btw, thank you for that. :)
Haha MiMi, when's the last time you sung, "Home On The Range?" lol
The first verse is pretty seductive, but it's start getting discouraging when no-tits and big balls are mentioned. Who's going to loan his bone to someone in need of hormone therapy and an operation? Answer me that, Crazy Mama.
Girls with no tits have great imaginations and girls without balls are just pussies, Gorilla.
Seriously Donna, I cannot you this blog when I'm ill. Now my throat and head hurts from laughing and a large amount of snot, almost found it's way onto the computer screen.
I'm going back to bed! xx
Hey Home On The Range is a great car song to annoy your kids with! :)
OMG No MiMI, I didn't know that. HAHAHAHA Sing it now!!! Bone On The Range.
Damn, I can't even barter for a boner if they are going to require a reference, it would take to damn long to find the last guy I laid. I'm not sure if I even remember his name right.
Well Pj, I could be your reference as I do have rather large balls.
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