I am all for the family bed. There was a time when I had three in there, but now I'm old, crabby and tired. They're very, very nice, brilliant,
and him, standing in front of his art that was chosen to hang in the museum). Did I mention cute? About as cute as they get, but in my bed, also annoying. Not always, just certain times, like bed, mine in particular. Maybe I'll tell em there's a monster under there. Cause if they don't get out soon, there's gonna be.
I don't want to force em, cause for some reason they're scared and their personalities are even cuter than their looks. They're that cute. I can't bear the thought of em lying awake afraid. Anyway, we tried one night, well, who am I kiddin? We tried several nights, but they sneek back in when I'm sleepin.
That's not mine, I'd never be Taylor or Morgan's mom, but agree with her sentiment. I want em to leave on their own, but am starting to wonder when it will be. Will they be married, will their spouses sleep with us? Will I have to close my eyes and cry under the covers on their honey moons? Is there a Bed Whisperer?
Although it's a very roomy bed, I have to shove them off my face nightly. He compulsively cracks his knuckles. She moves and moves and moves so much I swear I'm sea sick. They move, fart, talk, and crack. Now I certainly do all the above, but it's my fuckin bed. Go move, talk and crack farts in your own! Please don't tell me it's harmful. My oldest grandchild is older than you, I'm not an idiot. I'm just spineless. I know they're gonna end up seein a shrink, and only pray, he has his own bed.
I admit mine is a wonderful bed. All who pass, lie down and don't wanna get up. And altho I'm tellin you, I'd never say this to them, well, who am I kiddin? I told em, they don't care, but I'm already feelin guilty. My 10 year old recently asked if I ever write anything bad about him, "No honey, I've got felons, teens and your dad for that. What bad could I ever say about you?" Except grow a pair and get outta my bed! None of the other high school kids sleep with their mom, at least not legally! So once Sponge Bob's no longer your wet dream, you're out!
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I know this feeling so well, Demon Seed and the Devil's Advocate would not sleep alone until they were 12. They have each other for God's sake, they didn't need to sleep with me! Two kids, two dogs and one adult, a king size bed just doesn't cut it. Then thank God, the music bug hit and I have to have quiet and total darkness when I sleep so I got them the best stereo with lot's of color changing flashing lights and told them they could only listen to it in there room because the sound and lights would bother me. It worked, they moved out. Now if I could just figure out something that works on the dogs.
Adorable x two! And obviously stylish AND talented. So, so cute! I bet you are one proud Mama. :) I'm proud for you! And I wouldn't worry about it. They'll move on but I'm with you. I couldn't bear the thought of lying in bed knowing they were sleeping in theirs afraid. No, no, no. You let those lit'l cuddle bugs in with you. :) Obviously they need to be near Mama and hey, if Angelina fuck me and Brad Pitt can pile all their kids in one bed, so can you! You just keep on keepin' on. Anybody says anything tell 'em to fuck off. Works for me. :p
I can soooo relate!!! Love the pillow "Mommy needs sleep", LOL.
It's amazing how much room a little person can take up during the night while sound asleep isn't it??
Yes Amy, and how many bruises they can inflict on Mom.
MiMi have I told you lately that I love you? Cause I do.
Oh, she was playing dress up, those aren't really her clothes, but she wears em so well.
If you're going to end up sleeping with both of them AND their spouses, you're going to need a really big bed!
Kellie, and a few more shrinks.
She does wear them well and I love you right back! Muah! :D
Thanks Pj, I really appreciate all your stories. I thought I was the only one. I don't feel bad anymore. Just have to get em out before college.
Oh Pj, you're not foolin me, I know you want those dogs in there, but that stereo idea is a good one.
Beautiful smiles and good looking kids!! Your little girl is so adorable and classy in that outfit! Love your son’s art, love the designs and colors! You know how much I love art. I agree with what you’re doing. Keep it up, just look at those smiles, they are happy children!!
Yes JerseyLil, that was Aborigine art! We were very proud.
God I've got so much to catch with.
You know what I love about those pictures? That all the haters would not be expecting to see 2 beautiful and obviously talented kids. (their smiles actually make me smile and your son looks so proud)
Spawn is 11 and still sleeps in my bed...though funnily enough since I've had the flu, the little sod has been nowhere in sight.
I would much rather he sleep with me, then be scared in his own bed. The fact that his foot always ends up in my arse, is the part I'm not so keen on.
Lily, Just because i don't blog (or care) if I pee alone, doesn't mean my kids aren't on the honor roll. I so appreciate you all for admitting your kids still sleep with you (or did). I was feeling kind of guilty and really wimpy. Now I'm back to just being bitchy.
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