Tuesday, March 5, 2013

I'LL PAY FOR THAT 1

auto pay

pay online

save my day

save my time

save a tree

don't lick glue

there's no fee

no stamp too

online time

like dog years

feels like five

i'm in tears

hour online

 3 on phone

waste my time

busy tone

english press one

scream press 3

4  buy gun

shoot you, then me

music you play

judas priest was sued too

blamed the same way

homicide to ensue

in this technological age

why is there no way

to prevent listening rage

from the music you play 

stop thanking me

for my patience today

just pick up and hear

all i have to say 

tryin to give my money to you

i'm trying to pay

should be easy to do

without waiting all day 

i'd rather buy stamps

secure and effortless

and couldn't careless

if my username match.

Last month it did

and it's still the same

what the fuck

is my user name

"heyo it me"

who are you

"rex is it

and you are how?"

india! you shit

"no, texas all you"

it's, 'you all,' ya twit!

"oh how i help i care?"

but he's sittin at home

in his underwear

My user name changed, now it's, 'bitch,'

password's, 'fuck off,'

and yeh, it's case sensitive

and no, i'm not.

(c) copyright donna maysack 2013


8 comments:

Magical Mystical MiMi said...

Love it and every word of it made perfect sense to me.. Off to bed.. :)

JerseyLil said...

Good one, good rhyme! Really sums up all the crap online trying to pay bills or get customer service. I’ve had arguments with reps who don’t know WTF I’m taking about when I call about my account, drives me nuts!!

Mis Anthropy said...

Yeh JerseyLil, I have those arguments too. Have a feeling mine aren't as nice as yours.

Mis Anthropy said...

Well then you can explain it to me MiMi.

Pajama Days in a Klonopin Haze said...

You mean I could actually just send it in and not have to have a screaming match with the person from India on the other end?

Mis Anthropy said...

Yes, Pj, it seems no matter how much you scream you must send it to India anyway.

lily said...

Ooh I love the pace of this poem.

Mis Anthropy said...

Thank you dear Lily