pay online
save my day
save my time
save a tree
don't lick glue
there's no fee
no stamp too
online time
like dog years
feels like five
i'm in tears
hour online
3 on phone
waste my time
busy tone
english press one
scream press 3
4 buy gun
shoot you, then me
music you play
judas priest was sued too
blamed the same way
homicide to ensue
in this technological age
why is there no way
to prevent listening rage
stop thanking me
for my patience today
just pick up and hear
blamed the same way
homicide to ensue
in this technological age
why is there no way
to prevent listening rage
from the music you play
stop thanking me
for my patience today
just pick up and hear
all i have to say
tryin to give my money to you
i'm trying to pay
should be easy to do
without waiting all day
i'd rather buy stamps
secure and effortless
and couldn't careless
if my username match.
Last month it did
and it's still the same
what the fuck
is my user name
"heyo it me"
who are you
"rex is it
and you are how?"
india! you shit
"no, texas all you"
it's, 'you all,' ya twit!
"oh how i help i care?"
but he's sittin at home
in his underwear
My user name changed, now it's, 'bitch,'
password's, 'fuck off,'
and yeh, it's case sensitive
and no, i'm not.
(c) copyright donna maysack 2013
(c) copyright donna maysack 2013
8 comments:
Love it and every word of it made perfect sense to me.. Off to bed.. :)
Good one, good rhyme! Really sums up all the crap online trying to pay bills or get customer service. I’ve had arguments with reps who don’t know WTF I’m taking about when I call about my account, drives me nuts!!
Yeh JerseyLil, I have those arguments too. Have a feeling mine aren't as nice as yours.
Well then you can explain it to me MiMi.
You mean I could actually just send it in and not have to have a screaming match with the person from India on the other end?
Yes, Pj, it seems no matter how much you scream you must send it to India anyway.
Ooh I love the pace of this poem.
Thank you dear Lily
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