I didn't lose my libido, I lost my erection.
I may have irregular periods, but maintain fairly regular mood swings.
I didn't lose my hair, it just grows on my tits now.
Sleep disorders, just send it back, I didn't order dis.
Fatigue, uh huh.
It's not difficulty concentrating,
Memory lapses, I forgot to swim.
One girl's dizzy, is another's Xanax.
Weight gain is a good reason to shop.
It's a tough shit life.
Irritability isn't a symptom, it's my personality.
Panic disorder, have you seen my tits?!
No digestive problem, I just need a napkin.
Burning tongue, musta been those Chingalingas.
Heart palpitations? See what I mean? Mine's beat.
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