WITH A, 'SIDE OF MONEY'.
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Sunday, May 19, 2013
UNORGANIZED RELIGION
All this time I thought he was stealing, he may have just been practicing religion.
Unfortunately for him, cops aren't Buddhists.
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GUARDIAN AND LIGHT EM
My teens just told me that since they were babies, they've been waitin in the car while dad makes drug deals and comes out high. They didn't realize at first, but now they're old enough to know, "fishing gear" doesn't smell like pot.
How can I keep them off drugs when they know their dad's doing em? I've asked for years if they ever see the dealer, and they always say no. I was askin the wrong question. They never saw him cause they were left in the car.
Oh I know, I should tell the judge, right? I did. In Wisconsin it's real important for each parent to share custody, even on drug deals. It's in the best interest of the children. That way they can split the bag.
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Oh I know, I should tell the judge, right? I did. In Wisconsin it's real important for each parent to share custody, even on drug deals. It's in the best interest of the children. That way they can split the bag.
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Saturday, May 18, 2013
Thursday, May 16, 2013
SOME BUTTS ABOUT IT
You know I live under a rock and and every time I come out, I wish I hadn't. Today was a day off so I watched tv and discovered Nikki Minaq. Now I'm scared. I really can't comment on her artistic ability, but she seems like a disgusting personality. The way she treats her "assistants," is revolting. When I was a kid singers sang, now they design clothes, shoes, fragrances and do reality shows. I don't know if she can sing, but wish she wouldn't talk. It could be all the other shit in my head, but her nasal hum tone incites violence in me.
She says somedays she needs her fans to get outta bed, but I think she may need a crane and that isn't a fat joke. She isn't fat and I'm not joking. She could star in the reality series, "When Implants Go Bad." She looks like she weighs 90 pounds, but her ass weighs 300. Let me correct myself, her asses weigh 300. She has 3. She measures 34-26-45. It's all in the intentional, unfortunate disportion. It's not too many cupcakes or hormones, she bought and parades those asses.
Now you all know I'm kickin my own outta the way, so I can joke if I wanna and wtf? Her implants musta been bowling balls and watermelons. Mine's no prize, but at least it hangs. Hers needs it's own house, with a big ass lock on the door. This ain't a black thing, it ain't a fat thing, it's a gross thing growing out the side of her hip. Ya know I'm such a dweeb, I didn't even realize people put shit in their ass to make them inflate like hot air balloons, but here she is before:
And now:
I ain't a guy so might not know what's sexy, but that looks hard. I can respect a hard ass, but from this angle, she looks like a dumb one. She paid for that and by the width of things, could have fed an Ethiopian orphan for life. Hell, maybe that's what she had implanted. She's only 5'2, but must be taller than everyone else when she sits down.
I got this thing goin right now. I say what I want and if you disagree, go to your own blog and write. So if you're gonna tell me what a talent she is, don't. This one's about her butt. In return for your silence, I solemnly promise no matter how much money I ever have, I'll never stick bowling balls or toddlers, in my ass.
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Now you all know I'm kickin my own outta the way, so I can joke if I wanna and wtf? Her implants musta been bowling balls and watermelons. Mine's no prize, but at least it hangs. Hers needs it's own house, with a big ass lock on the door. This ain't a black thing, it ain't a fat thing, it's a gross thing growing out the side of her hip. Ya know I'm such a dweeb, I didn't even realize people put shit in their ass to make them inflate like hot air balloons, but here she is before:
I got this thing goin right now. I say what I want and if you disagree, go to your own blog and write. So if you're gonna tell me what a talent she is, don't. This one's about her butt. In return for your silence, I solemnly promise no matter how much money I ever have, I'll never stick bowling balls or toddlers, in my ass.
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THE REAL THING
I get it facebook, everything I love to eat and drink is gonna kill me. Bring it.
And now for the properties of COKE:
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
Do you see why this could be really useful in my life?
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
But why the fuck would you? Put it in my mouth, it's gone in minutes and can ya refill my coke?
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
Who the fuck wants to wait an hour to clean a toilet? There's plenty of more harmful chemicals that can do the job in seconds.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
I'm seein a trend, not only delicious, but versatile.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
If it cleans rust, it cleans corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
Does water make you redundant?
7. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
Ya know, 'add detergent,' is a big part of this.
IMPORTANT INFO
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
Why do you need to dissolve nails?
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
Well yeh, don't ya think it would be pretty sticky if a concentrated Coke truck spilled?
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
Good thing cause I don't want em to break down when delivering my Coke.
Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?
A fuckin coke, artery clogging cannolli and cream puff washed down with a glass of water sounds like lunch to me.
(c) copyright donna maysack 2013
And now for the properties of COKE:
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
Do you see why this could be really useful in my life?
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
But why the fuck would you? Put it in my mouth, it's gone in minutes and can ya refill my coke?
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
Who the fuck wants to wait an hour to clean a toilet? There's plenty of more harmful chemicals that can do the job in seconds.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
I'm seein a trend, not only delicious, but versatile.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
If it cleans rust, it cleans corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
Does water make you redundant?
7. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
Ya know, 'add detergent,' is a big part of this.
IMPORTANT INFO
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
Why do you need to dissolve nails?
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
Well yeh, don't ya think it would be pretty sticky if a concentrated Coke truck spilled?
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
Good thing cause I don't want em to break down when delivering my Coke.
Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?
A fuckin coke, artery clogging cannolli and cream puff washed down with a glass of water sounds like lunch to me.
(c) copyright donna maysack 2013
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